Both checks already answered their question on demand and both needed
somebody to press a button on the right row. One host here has returned
nothing but 5xx for months.
Filed as findings, which is the existing answer to a condition that
persists while nobody is looking. Grouped by cause rather than by
hostname: a default policy of bypass produced twenty-two findings that
were one sentence repeated, and they have one fix between them.
A low uptime figure, a refused login and a certificate that stopped
renewing all looked the same from the row: a number, with the reason
split across NPM, an Authelia config and the directory.
The why-check goes and looks — TCP to the forward target, HTTP through
the proxy, a second handshake with verification off to tell a broken
certificate from a broken service. Forward hosts are docker names that
only resolve on NPM's network, so an unresolvable one is redirected to
the container address and the substitution is reported; a check that
could not be made must never read as a check that failed.
The access simulator walks the rules the way Authelia does and shows the
ones it stepped over, reading whichever instance the chosen host points
at rather than the one conf names — there are two here.
Cert triage counts runs rather than log lines and orders by rotation
suffix rather than mtime, both of which change the answer.
NPM's access log only describes hosts somebody visited; the host most likely to be quietly broken
is the one nobody does. Probes carry a User-Agent npm_access_stats.sh drops — unmarked, this
monitor would be fifty thousand requests a day in the very logs it reports on.
NPM writes an access log per host and counts nothing, so 475 MB of logs held the only answer to
"is anything using this". Aggregated on a schedule and read from a few kB of JSON; the row also
now says whether an auth_request block is in front of the site, which nothing showed before.
NPM knows what a certificate is today and nothing about what it was, so ten of them could fail
renewal for months — 1001 certbot runs, zero successes — without anything on any page saying so.
Counts start at zero and are only ever observed; only first_seen is seeded, from NPM's own date.
vv_is_ai_host() was `=== 'host1'`, which made a physical fact — that is where the
GPU is — look like a rule. AI_OWNER_HOST declares it, so the card can move to a
rebuilt host3 or a friend's spare.
The gate was also doing two jobs. Assistant docks and findings strips now ask
whether a model is reachable, so a node without a GPU gets them by borrowing;
the AI tab asks whether this is the owner, because that page carries the bug
reports, the index and the model configuration — the surface where the
vocabulary assumes you built the mesh.
Resolution is local, then owner, then anyone else declaring a model, pinned once
it answers. Pinned rather than re-derived per call: a mesh that re-decides every
request eventually decides differently mid-conversation, and a chat whose second
turn lands on another machine has no history there. Cleared only on a transport
failure, and only when there is somewhere else to go — a single-node mesh whose
model is down should say so, not report AI as unconfigured.
A partner's Emby URL is http://localhost:8096 — true there, meaningless here —
so nobody queries a partner's media server directly. Each host reports its own
over the SSH call remote_arr_cache_writer.sh already makes, which keeps its API
keys on it and costs no extra connection. Local is the default: opening the tab
to check your own server should not first make you read past a partner's.
A partner with no cache is stated as not collected rather than omitted, because
an empty mesh view and a partner that is down look identical otherwise.
The tab collected over SSH on every 30s poll — 8.3s a load with HOST2 down.
vv_parse_conf_scalar() captured to end of line, so a commented toggle parsed as
"true # HOST2 back online": every threshold read right because (int) stops at
the first non-digit, and 38 booleans read wrong. The Fallback tab has been
showing failover disabled while it was on.
The detector answers no to "why is my array so slow", so claiming that meant a
question about the wider world would have answered it from general web pages.
A paragraph beside the rule did not shift it; the ready-made refusal was simply
the nearest thing to hand, so the correction goes next to the question instead.
Chat was told it could not look anything up, which is true of this machine and
false the moment a search succeeds, so it deflected while holding six sources.
The map documents 447 settings, so without this every question about where a
control lives earns a proposal that costs a dismissal and teaches nothing.
The comments above a setting already state its choices, units and bounds, so the
form can read them instead of asking for the file to be annotated first.
Search is the one capability that fits the profile holding none: every other capability either
reads this installation or changes it, and chat's whole contract is that it can do neither. The
assistant deliberately does not get it — its contract is that answers come from this install's
own documents, and a web result there is an answer that looks sourced and is not. A chat question
about this machine hands off to the assistant before the search would run, so it never reaches
the internet even with the box ticked.
Off by default, and not because it is dangerous: searching sends the operator's question outside
the house, which is theirs to decide. Asked for per turn as well as enabled in conf.
Provider-agnostic, as asked — searxng, brave, tavily. Only whichever is configured here can be
verified; all three read every field by name, so a shape that changes underneath yields no
results rather than wrong ones.
The explain fixtures asserted chat holds no capabilities at all, which is exactly the guarantee
worth keeping. caps=only: now states the set rather than its emptiness, so the check still fails
the day something else is granted there.
Triage could see what Varaverk wrote about itself and what the arrs said about themselves, and
nothing else — so a disk throwing I/O errors, a filesystem going read-only or a PCIe link
retraining every two minutes was invisible to the thing whose job is noticing. Container state
was already watched; no line any container actually wrote ever was.
Container patterns match the environment rather than the application. Fifty containers are fifty
programs with no shared vocabulary for malfunctioning, but an exact shared one for a full disk or
a corrupt SQLite file, because those strings come from libc and SQLite rather than from the app.
Both halves are checked by Tools/ai_log_check.sh, which is two tests because the failure modes
are opposite: fixtures for recall on faults this host has never had, and a replay of its real
logs for precision — 74,519 syslog lines and 79,193 container lines, matching only the PCIe
errors it genuinely has.
Severity was being graded from a hand-picked three fields, so every one of these would have been
filed as a warning however bad it was, and notified as one.
A finding nobody is told about is a finding nobody has, and the card added earlier only shows
them to someone who opens the tab. Only needs_operator is announced — an open finding may still
be repaired by the next pass — one notification for all of them, and each is announced once and
stays quiet until the fault changes or gets worse.
vv_notify() hands the message to common.sh's notify() rather than reimplementing the channels,
and calls detect_hosts() explicitly because load_config.sh deliberately does not: without it the
Unraid notification arrives and Discord silently never does. It also reports false when no
channel is switched on at all, since notify() exits 0 either way and a caller believing that
would mark a finding as told and never mention it again.
Notification text is folded to ASCII. Unraid's notifier dropped an em dash outright and left the
double space behind, which was found by sending one and reading what arrived.
Conf writing is granted to this profile alone and it is not offered as a button — making it
selectable would put a write one click from any question. Its prompt leads on what it does
not decide, because the resolver picks the key and the probe picks the value.
Nothing in Varaverk fires when a job ends, so this picks up run records that completed
since the last pass rather than adding a hook to forty scripts. Ahead of stability in the
cycle on purpose: a wrong port is not fixed by rebooting the machine.
A stored transcript is replayed into a later prompt when reopened, so a key typed while
changing a setting would be handed back to the model on every subsequent turn.