Close the last four headers, and say what the destructive tools refuse to do

Monitors/uptime_report.sh

@@ -20,6 +20,42 @@
 # decision to notify is the exit code rather than this script parsing the text it just printed.
 #
 # ==============================================================================================
+# DESIGN PRINCIPLES
+# ==============================================================================================
+#
+# Silence is the normal output.
+#   A report that always says something is a report nobody reads. A perfect week prints nothing
+#   and notifies nothing, so anything that does appear in the Sunday report is worth the glance.
+#
+# The exit code is the decision, not the text.
+#   uptime_probe.php --report exits 1 when it has something to say and 0 when it does not. This
+#   script never parses the output it just printed to work out whether to notify — a report whose
+#   wording changed would otherwise silently stop notifying.
+#
+# It reads; it never probes.
+#   The measurements are already taken, once a minute, by Tools/uptime_probe.sh. Re-probing at
+#   report time would describe Sunday morning rather than the week being reported on.
+#
+# ==============================================================================================
+# OPERATIONAL SAFEGUARDS
+# ==============================================================================================
+#
+# Read-only. Reads the stored history and prints; records nothing, and cannot alter the data it
+# is reporting on.
+#
+# UPTIME_PROBE_ENABLED gates the whole run — with the probe off there is no history worth
+# reporting, and this says nothing rather than reporting an empty week as a perfect one.
+#
+# ==============================================================================================
+# RUNTIME MODES
+# ==============================================================================================
+#
+# uptime_report.sh    the weekly read. Silent when every domain was 100%.
+#
+# Called from COFFEE_REPORT_SCRIPTS; takes no arguments and has no other mode. For live figures
+# or a per-domain table, use Tools/uptime_probe.sh --status.
+#
+# ==============================================================================================
 # CONFIGURATION
 # ==============================================================================================
 #